Tuesday, June 20, 2006

A Rhyme in Verse

My name is Zach and I'm here to say,
That one day local news is gonna go away.
They've tried live shots,
they've tried contests,
they've tried everything including big breasts.

But just when you thought it couldn't get worse,
one reporter went and made a verse.
I can only imagine what Chronkite would say,
rolling in his grave like he is today.


Zach Lee


Dick Nelson said...

Just one comment on Zach Lee's marvelous poem: I doubt if Cronkite is rolling over in his grave, since he isn't dead yet.

zach said...

I know! Gotta check your facts. Good lord, I'm retarded.