Great story? Or, greatest story?

I leave it up to you. Don't just read the text, click on the camera.

http://www.kidk.com/news/10405117.html

Now that you've seen it, some thoughts...

1) How would you like to be the photog on that story? "Think we got enough b-roll?" "No, get some more of the crap over there."

2) Is there a better description line on a chyron than "Works at Denny's"?

3) What other alliteration phrases can you think of for "leave a log"?

Yeah, this one has Emmy winner written all over it.