Do you have newsmares??? You know, nightmares about bad days at work. Well, check out some others from Lost Remote's message board, or post your own.
My favorite is the first one:
I'm outside somewhere. I see a plane falling. It crashes just a few blocks away in a ball of flames. I dial the assignment desk. It rings and rings and rings.
Finally someone picks up. They don't know who I am. I scream, "Put me on the air!" They hang up.